Olympic swimming multi-gold medalist Micheal Phelps, AKA "The Dolphin" was photographed inhaling marijuana from a glass bong at a frat party at the University Of South Carolina party in Columbia, South Carolina where Phelps was visiting a female student whom he was secretly seeing. While condemned across the board and forced to apologize, in what most Americans view is a farce, we think the REAL apology that should be issued is the one where Phelps apologizes to the bong for hitting it so hard. With those big lungs of his, and the size of the bong he was smoking, we think Phelps deserves a gold medal in "Smoking, Toking and Hard Partying". This momentous hit has also done wonders for bong smoking. For so long, bongs have taken a backseat to doobies, pipes, and the many other devices used to smoke weed; unfairly, they've never gotten the recognition they deserve.
To commemorate this great moment, you can follow in Michael Phelps' footsteps, and get yourself an item from our extensive selection of glass bongs. Practice a lot, and you may find yourself in the future competing for your own Gold Medal!
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